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  Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's

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• (516): View more from New York

  It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

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  I need new friends

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room

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• (916): View more from California

  So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.

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• (628): View more from California

  He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.

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