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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation

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(760): View more from California

Why is your vibrator in the fridge?

(1-760): View more from California

I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah

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(510): View more from California

yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him

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(516): View more from New York

If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.

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(815): View more from Illinois

When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!

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