the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.