don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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