You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my sisters under your porch take her home
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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