have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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