If that was your dad, he is hot
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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