Whod you bang
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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