Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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