i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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