she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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