Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.