it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
