Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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