Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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