just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
