I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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