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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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