If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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