i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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