I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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