Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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