Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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