the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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