She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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