The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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