I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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