Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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