STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
My pussy is not your playground.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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