Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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