And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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