It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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