Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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