Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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