the day after is always just damage control
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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