I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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