My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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