what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I forget how to act sober
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