Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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