I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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