Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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