I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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