she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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