Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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