So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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