If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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