Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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