i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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