Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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I will pee on everything he values.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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