listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize