marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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