No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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