is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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