I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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