We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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