why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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