I need help removing her.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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