so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
