i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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