I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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