Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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