He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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